David Letterman's New Book Of Top Ten Lists: And Wedding Dress Patterns For The Husky Bride
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- Language: English
- Publisher: Bantam Dell Pub Group
- ISBN-13: 9780553763584
- ISBN: 055376358X
- Publication Year: 1996
- Edition: Reprint