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Let's Pretend This Never Happened: A Mostly True Memoir
Staff Pick
Let's Pretend This Never Happened
I have read a LOT of books and I can safely say that "Let's Pretend This Never Happened" is the funniest book I have ever read. The first time I read it I was sitting in the break room at work laughing out loud, with tears streaming down my face as my coworkers wondered what in the world was wrong with me. I have bought multiple copies and shared them with friends. Jenny Lawson, also known as The Bloggess, has led a very strange and hilarious life. The daughter of a taxidermist, some of her earliest and strangest memories involved the carcasses of dead animals. As an adult, she shares the stories of Beyonc the Giant Chicken and the Sasquatch on the side of the road which will have you rolling on the floor. This is a great book to pop open and read a chapter when you need a pick-me-up. I highly recommend it.
In an illustrated memoir, the creator of the Bloggess blog shares humorous stories from her life, including her awkward upbringing in Texas and her relationship with her husband.
- Condition: Used - GoodHPB condition ratings
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- Format: Paperback
- Sold by: HPB Camelback
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- Language: English
- Publisher: Berkley Pub Group
- ISBN-13: 9780425261019
- ISBN: 0425261018
- Publication Year: 2013
- Edition: Reprint
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- Poor (P): All text is legible but may be soiled and have binding defects. Reading copies and binding copies fall into this category. Used textbooks do not come with supplemental materials.
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