Rosencrantz And Guildenstern Are Undead
Directed by Jordan Galland, Starring Jordan Galland, Devon Aoki, Jeremy Sisto, Ralph Macchio, John Ventimiglia, Jake Hoffman, Kris Lemche, Joey Kern, Waris AhluwaliaWritten by Jordan Galland, Devon Aoki, Jeremy Sisto, Ralph Macchio, John Ventimiglia, Jake Hoffman, Kris Lemche, Joey Kern, Waris Ahluwalia
"Living in the back room of his father's doctors office, broke, frustrated ladies man Julian (Jake Hoffman) scores his big break when he lands the job directing an off Broadway version of Hamlet. Except it's a bizarre adaptation written by a pale Romanian impresario named Theo (John Ventimiglia) who is actually a master vampire! Theo hopes to lure the real Hamlet (Kris Lemche) out of hiding so the two can end a centuries long feud over Shakespeare's Ophelia. Meanwhile, Julian pines for his ex-girlfriend, Anna (Devon Aoki) who is dating a Mobster Bobby Bianchi (Ralph Macchio) intent on creating the next great invention "Whack a Germ". Added into the mix is a dimwitted Detective (Jeremy Sisto), the Holy Grail, the Rosicrucian Society, a bunch of Sexy Vamps, God and a score by Sean Lennon and you've got the perfect mix of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Terry Gilliam, Dude Where's My Car and Woody Allen all in one fantastic film!"
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- New: This movie is unopened and brand new.
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- Good (G): This item is in okay condition and basically works well. There may be some minor distortion on VHS tape; slight scratching or wear on DVD.
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- Format: Blu-Ray
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- Publisher: INDICAN PICTURES
- UPC: 825284100020
- Region: Region 1