HPB Flagship 5803 E Northwest HWY Dallas, TX 75231
Store Hours:
Monday 9 AM -10 PM
Tuesday 9 AM -10 PM
Wednesday 9 AM -10 PM
Thursday 9 AM -10 PM
Friday 9 AM -11 PM
Saturday 9 AM -11 PM
Sunday 9 AM -10 PM
HPB Preston Village 13388 Preston Rd Dallas, TX 75240
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -8 PM
Wednesday 10 AM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -9 PM
Saturday 10 AM -9 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB Richardson Heights 100 S Central Expwy Richardson, TX 75080
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -8 PM
Wednesday 10 AM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -9 PM
Saturday 10 AM -9 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB Garland 3085 N George Bush Fwy Garland, TX 75040
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -8 PM
Wednesday 10 AM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -9 PM
Saturday 10 AM -9 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB Plano 2440 Preston Rd Plano, TX 75093
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -8 PM
Wednesday 10 AM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -9 PM
Saturday 10 AM -9 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB Las Colinas 7631 N MacArthur Blvd Irving, TX 75063
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -8 PM
Wednesday 10 AM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -9 PM
Saturday 10 AM -9 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB Lewisville 420 E FM 3040 Lewisville, TX 75067
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -8 PM
Wednesday 10 AM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -9 PM
Saturday 10 AM -9 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB Frisco 3221 Preston Rd Frisco, TX 75034
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -8 PM
Wednesday 10 AM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -9 PM
Saturday 10 AM -9 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB Rockwall 959 E I-30 Rockwall, TX 75087
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -8 PM
Wednesday 10 AM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -9 PM
Saturday 10 AM -9 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB McKinney 3190 S Central Expwy McKinney, TX 75070
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -8 PM
Wednesday 10 AM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -9 PM
Saturday 10 AM -9 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB Bedford 713 Harwood Rd Bedford, TX 76021
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -8 PM
Wednesday 10 AM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -9 PM
Saturday 10 AM -9 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB South Arlington 2211 S Cooper St Arlington, TX 76013
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -8 PM
Wednesday 10 AM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -9 PM
Saturday 10 AM -9 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB Watauga 7620 Denton Hwy Watauga, TX 76148
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -8 PM
Wednesday 10 AM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -9 PM
Saturday 10 AM -9 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
HPB Mansfield 1551 Hwy 287 N Mansfield, TX 76063
Store Hours:
Monday 10 AM -8 PM
Tuesday 10 AM -8 PM
Wednesday 10 AM -8 PM
Thursday 10 AM -8 PM
Friday 10 AM -9 PM
Saturday 10 AM -9 PM
Sunday 10 AM -8 PM
After his breakout hit book I'm Sorry...Love, Your Husband, Clint Edwards has more laugh-out-loud tales from the "Terrible Twos" phase each of his three kids went through.
While potty training his daughter, he reveals, "wiping a three-year-old's butt is never satisfying. It's never rewarding. It just smells bad and makes you feel like a slave locked in some butt wiping servitude." His relatable toddler stories leave parents and caregivers cackling, and remind us all that no one is the perfect parent. In fact, sometimes the only thing that gets Clint through the day is thinking about when his kids grow up...and all the ways he can finally exact his revenge. Like leaving a leaky sippy-cup full of milk to rot under the back seat of his daughters car, or waking up at 4am to incessantly ask his son for a cheese stick.
With essays like Locking Doors Is Hilarious Until the Fire Department Arrives, Turns Out Poop Doesn't Go Easily Down the Tub Drain, Let Them Watch Screens, and You'll Never Pee Alone, Clint knows exactly what's "terrible" about the twos.