Cover by Joe Albelo. "Uncouth Sweet Tooth, or B.O. Go Home!," script by Steve Mellor, pencils by Joe Albelo, inks by Pierre Fournier; Orson Whales witnesses the arrival of an extra-terrestrial, but nobody listens to his warnings; The alien appears at the Daily Beagle office, where Peter, Jonah and the interns name him B.O., then discover that he eats everything in sight; Candy makers Rhesus and Crawdad hire Woodchuck Morris to capture B.O., and everyone arrives at the candy factory, from which B.O. is jettisoned back into space. Ad for Spider-Man/Power Pack. "The Asinine Torch vs. The Sub-Marsupial," script by Mike Mellor, art by Steve Mellor; Remembering the good old days, the Torch meets The Weaselly Whizzard, who persuades the Torch to become a wrestler; Going against the Sub-Marsupial, they're too busy reminiscing to fight, but they beat up everyone else. Bagged and Boarded.