The lord of snark, Lawrence Dorfman, is back With this treasury of backhanded compliments, sarcastic insults, and catty comebacks, Dorfman gives us transformative wisdom that's sure to change your life--or at least induce a light chuckle.
One question plagues us all: How do we survive all the Sturm und Drang of everyday life? The answer is but one word: snark.

"She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on by a pitchfork." --Jonathan Swift

"Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum." --P. G. Wodehouse

"He's a mental midget with the IQ of a fence post." --Tom Waits

"They hardly make 'em like him anymore--but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway." --Hunter S. Thompson

"He has a Teflon brain . . . nothing sticks" --Lily Tomlin

"He has no more backbone than a chocolate clair." --Theodore Roosevelt

Snark will keep the wolves at bay (or at least out on the porch). Snark, much like a double scotch, will help you deal with relatives, shopping, and rudeness; it is an outlet for the unleashed vitriolic bile that's saved itself up over the months. Like a shield, it will protect you while you go about your life. Snark is your answer

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Format: Hardcover
Author: Dorfman, Lawrence
ISBN: 9781629144290
Condition: Used
Dimensions: 8.10 x 1.40
Number Of Pages: 288
Publication Year: 2014

The Snark Bible: A Reference Guide to Verbal Sparring, Comebacks, Irony, Insults, Sarcasm, and So Much More

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